Oh, my gremlins are so noisy today! And although I’ve written all their voices down on the fortune cookie paper strips, they are still clamoring. Maybe you can tell me true things that will help?
*8 Things my Gremlins Are Telling Me
1) You can’t do anything to help the people you love.
2)You can’t live a cushy life and you can’t keep to a schedule, therefore you are doomed.
3) There’s no way around your insomnia. It will always suck all your time.
4) Depression will always have it’s hooks in you.
5) The people you feel passionate about could care less. You are making a fool of yourself by caring.
6) The work you feel passionately about doesn’t want you.
7) p.s. you are fat.
8) p.s.s. and lazy.